all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money
yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
(via thecosmosss)
| officer: | license and registration |
| me: | *hands officer a card* |
| officer: | this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly |
| me: | yes |
| officer: | you got lucky this time, have a good night |
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
(via pandora)
I’ve never wanted anyone as badly as I want you. I would do anything to be enough for you to want me back.
(via raindropsandsunspots)